Recipe for Faith for becoming the king of Rome

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of nobility


• Endless cups of thinking


• 3 cups of love for Rome


• 1 tbsp of fear of a terrible leader


• a cup of passionless king


• 2 pinches of care for the plebians


• Quart of passion for your home town


• 1/2 cup of doubt


• 3 cups of clues

Pre-heat the oven by dropping cups of clues that the food can be king. Then add endless cups of doubt and thinking to the mix. Add a tbsp of passionless king to the mix to get it to start taking the texture of dough. Toss in the 2 pinches of love and care for the plebians. Mix well. Then lastly add some doubt and a whole quart of passion for the home town Rome and the dough will start to rise. Now toss everything in the oven and watch the dough settle. Air bubbles should start rising filled with hatred and watch them burst as if someone is stabbing them with swords. And then you will hav your outcome, a tradegic cake that if filled with burnt dough of death and tradegy.

Isaac Flyer, SAulius Baublys